Coleo Is Cooleo
About me? Well, let's see. I do anything for attention and to make people laugh. I like to pick my nose and eat it also I like to rub the sweat from my thighs on to my hands and smell it immediately afterwards. Anything that requires effort is worth doing later in life when I can be pooped. If I were an animal I would choose to be a gnat so then my life wouldn't mean much and wouldn't last long so we could all carry on. The internet to me is a sad addiction worse than any I have ever seen in my life. I have broken relationships, friendships and families up just to have the internet in my own little nest. I prefer to be alone while I die of loneliness. I would only care about you if you've made me laugh or if you're my cat. Either way you would not be worth dyeing for unless you are addicted to me as I am addicted to you. My philosophy in life is to enjoy it as long as others suffer. I have grown a tendency to care less and less about everything around me and just focus on myself because that is all that matters. I like to sleep in my own ejaculation because I can't be bothered cleaning up afterwards.

So think again when you think you're a terrible human being because you can't get as low as this.
LOOK AT MY STUFF
MY YOUTUBE MY TWITTER MY FACEBOOK
My boo at @donutking finally proposed.

My boo at @donutking finally proposed.

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

drstevzious117:

This is helladorable.

drstevzious117:

This is helladorable.

(Source: waltergirlboob)

(Source: flaming-shawnzie)

growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me

dulect:

cut3pandaa:

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD

that’s what they want you to think

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Edible Doorknobs 

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Edible Doorknobs 

(Source: studioghifli)

kartridges:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time - Konami; SNES, 1992.

kartridges:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time - Konami; SNES, 1992.

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

(Source: koyaniyako)

profsycamore:

It’s everyone’s favorite pirate, Foxy!

profsycamore:

It’s everyone’s favorite pirate, Foxy!

artofwretneck:

Five Nights At Marky’sA Markiplier and Five Nights At Freddy’s fanart piece put together; one of Youtube’s funniest with one of Indie Gaming’s scariest!
Art by Matt "Wretneck" Billingsley ©2014

artofwretneck:

Five Nights At Marky’s

A Markiplier and Five Nights At Freddy’s fanart piece put together; one of Youtube’s funniest with one of Indie Gaming’s scariest!

Art by Matt "Wretneck" Billingsley ©2014

luxtempestas:

i’ve seen so many filter photos of deers all in the exact same goddamn pose everywhere that this is my new hypothesis

luxtempestas:

i’ve seen so many filter photos of deers all in the exact same goddamn pose everywhere that this is my new hypothesis