Babes and pizza
Coleo Is Cooleo
About me? Well, let's see. I do anything for attention and to make people laugh. I like to pick my nose and eat it also I like to rub the sweat from my thighs on to my hands and smell it immediately afterwards. Anything that requires effort is worth doing later in life when I can be pooped. If I were an animal I would choose to be a gnat so then my life wouldn't mean much and wouldn't last long so we could all carry on. The internet to me is a sad addiction worse than any I have ever seen in my life. I have broken relationships, friendships and families up just to have the internet in my own little nest. I prefer to be alone while I die of loneliness. I would only care about you if you've made me laugh or if you're my cat. Either way you would not be worth dyeing for unless you are addicted to me as I am addicted to you. My philosophy in life is to enjoy it as long as others suffer. I have grown a tendency to care less and less about everything around me and just focus on myself because that is all that matters. I like to sleep in my own ejaculation because I can't be bothered cleaning up afterwards.
So think again when you think you're a terrible human being because you can't get as low as this.
LOOK AT MY STUFF
plz watch I spent an hour on this. A WHOLE HOUR
I got to meet a ton of NormalBoots guys at SGC this weekend.
not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this
I am so disturbed it’s not even funny.
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
(Source: Flickr / jaredatkinsphotography)
when he texts first <3
MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER TRIED TO MAKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN SPORE AND I’M SCREAMING
clearly, i must travel at a hurried pace