Coleo Is Cooleo
About me? Well, let's see. I do anything for attention and to make people laugh. I like to pick my nose and eat it also I like to rub the sweat from my thighs on to my hands and smell it immediately afterwards. Anything that requires effort is worth doing later in life when I can be pooped. If I were an animal I would choose to be a gnat so then my life wouldn't mean much and wouldn't last long so we could all carry on. The internet to me is a sad addiction worse than any I have ever seen in my life. I have broken relationships, friendships and families up just to have the internet in my own little nest. I prefer to be alone while I die of loneliness. I would only care about you if you've made me laugh or if you're my cat. Either way you would not be worth dyeing for unless you are addicted to me as I am addicted to you. My philosophy in life is to enjoy it as long as others suffer. I have grown a tendency to care less and less about everything around me and just focus on myself because that is all that matters. I like to sleep in my own ejaculation because I can't be bothered cleaning up afterwards.

So think again when you think you're a terrible human being because you can't get as low as this.
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It’s just make up tho. Filming. yay. 😒

It’s just make up tho. Filming. yay. 😒

This app doesn’t work

This app doesn’t work

keogdh:

im laughin so hard ill never grow up

keogdh:

im laughin so hard ill never grow up

(Source: fortscrotum)

wessasaurus-rex:

j3nnard:

I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting


I’M COMING FOR YOU SON 

wessasaurus-rex:

j3nnard:

I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting

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I’M COMING FOR YOU SON 

englland:

Literally what the fuck white people

englland:

Literally what the fuck white people

joshpeck:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

(Source: oprahpinky)

(Source: lovejdforever)

(Source: nataliedomrer)

(Source: fool-of-a-took)

kokocrossing:

sry

prguitarman:

Wario’s got ass for miles

prguitarman:

Wario’s got ass for miles

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

(Source: findingmy-feet)

pecancat:

I drew this skeleton on one of the tablets at Best Buy and I made it the wallpaper

pecancat:

I drew this skeleton on one of the tablets at Best Buy and I made it the wallpaper

jacobtheloofah:

everything about this intro is wonderful and amazing